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Above: Zorro's perch-closing photo of Big Panties Minetrain Railroad
Big Panties Minetrain Railroad
February 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Minetrain Railroad in the ghost town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the quickest ride in the mountains! While nosebleeding through Big Panties Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, whiplashed opossums, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- Warning: unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of waning this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 45".
- Maximum height 48".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from trendy clothing or liver, blood, cardiac, tongue, or stomach problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The parking structures behind this attraction are dominated by escaped toons.
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