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The Big Panties Minetrain Railroad attraction, humanely considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland

The Big Panties Minetrain Railroad attraction, humanely considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland

Big Panties Minetrain Railroad

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1960
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Board the Big Panties Minetrain Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the Disneyest journey in the park! While speeding through Big Panties Minetrain Railroad, you'll see goat bones, anthropomorphic rocks, and even an engineer eating dynamite!

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