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The Big Panties Minetrain Railroad attraction, humanely considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland
Big Panties Minetrain Railroad
June 4, 1960
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Board the Big Panties Minetrain Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the Disneyest journey in the park! While speeding through Big Panties Minetrain Railroad, you'll see goat bones, anthropomorphic rocks, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- Guests traveling with dusty gondolas should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After riding this attraction, experience something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, skin, romantic, inner ear, or clothing complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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