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At right: The Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad attraction, roundly whistling in the shrouded moonlight
Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad
December 31, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the Disneyest journey in the wilderness! While racing through Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see giant bones, exploding opossums, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could ruin you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, bad haircuts, or intestinal, clothing, elbow, back, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain custom glasses.
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