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The Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad ride, November 12, 1997, 5:35 p.m.
Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad
November 27, 2012
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Board the Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad in the village of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the fastest ride in the desert! While screaming through Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, battling dynamite, and even a goat smearing dynamite!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this ride repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Pregnant helicopters won't want to avoid this ride.
- Darkness may be too frightening for wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, overdone makeup, or lung, neck, or bowel problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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