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The Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky
Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 24, 1955
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Enjoyed by: Fanboys
Description
Board the Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the best seatbelted journey in the desert! While zooming through Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see bleached bones, exploding dynamite, and even a goat passing dynamite!
Touring Recommendations
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or social, romantic, finger, chest, familial, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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