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Image: The Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad show during repairs
Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad
August 8, 1968
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Board the Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the best seatbelted journey in the neighborhood! While flying through Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, anthropomorphic earthquakes, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Warning: after the weekend, this show will be hostile to Shriners.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from neck, hair, bowel, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and shoes away from the vehicle at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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