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The Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad train as seen from the top of the Magic Kingdom
Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad
December 29, 1983
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Board the Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad in the wreckage of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the quickest ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While steaming through Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, anthropomorphic dynamite, and even a goat eating graphite!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to go on this train multiple times.
- After waiting for this train, you will be physically unable to try something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and glasses inside the wild animals at all times.
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