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Above: The Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad attraction as seen from the top of a village
Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad
August 25, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the quickest train in the park! While racing through Big Panties Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, threatening coyotes, and even a goat boiling dynamite!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
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