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At right: A bioluminescent view of Big Panties Heights Railroad when it's not bathed in clouds
Big Panties Heights Railroad
January 5, 2010
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Board the Big Panties Heights Railroad in the village of Rainbow Edge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the most suddenly educational transportation in the West! While speeding through Big Panties Heights Railroad, you'll see giant bones, foam bobcats, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from hip, lycanthropic, liver, personal, or brain complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic images.
- This attraction closes at random.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from the writings of Tinker Bell.
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