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Above: The Big Panties Heights Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Panties Heights Railroad
September 13, 1961
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Board the Big Panties Heights Railroad in the ghost town of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the most suddenly educational train in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While speeding through Big Panties Heights Railroad, you'll see cactus bones, whiplashed opossums, and even a wildcat eating dynamite!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," select Disneyland BFFs might try to repeatedly ride this attraction less than an hour before less important people.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from ethical objections, undiagnosed tattoos, blinding makeup, emotional baggage, or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary signage.
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