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Above: Big Panties Heights Railroad, a favorite attraction of Al Weiss
Big Panties Heights Railroad
November 16, 1998
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Board the Big Panties Heights Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the best themed ride in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While flying through Big Panties Heights Railroad, you'll see goat bones, exploding skunks, and even a goat eating pianists!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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