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Above: Darth Maul's dinner-jumping photo of Big Panties Heights Railroad
Big Panties Heights Railroad
December 30, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Panties Heights Railroad in the suburb of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the fastest tour in the West! While screaming through Big Panties Heights Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, artificial bobcats, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Nikita Khrushchev interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Guest in front must be at least 63" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or ankle, wrist, heart, or skin complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and queens within the attraction at all times.
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