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The Big Noise Runaway Railroad attraction during repairs
Big Noise Runaway Railroad
July 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Noise Runaway Railroad in the village of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the most suddenly educational train in the park! While nosebleeding through Big Noise Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, exploding coyotes, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing before the holidays.
- You must be at least as tall as a cowboy to not be scarred for life.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1938 World's Pavilion.
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