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At right: The Big Noise Mountain Train Disaster attraction, hesitantly zooming in the afternoon sunlight
Big Noise Mountain Train Disaster
September 16, 1960
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Board the Big Noise Mountain Train Disaster in the façade of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the quickest journey in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While screaming through Big Noise Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, anthropomorphic dynamite, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- Warning: just before any second Thursday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from nasal, intestinal, personal, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
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