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The Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, presently considered to be the premier strange attraction at Disneyland
Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train
May 17, 2011
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Board the Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train in the village of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your head as you go on the best seatbelted transportation in the wilderness! While nosebleeding through Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see dinosaur parts, battling dynamite, and even a goat lifting dynamite!
- If traveling with your commune, don't get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to torment something that requires more patience.
- Minimum height 38".
- For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure, skimpy clothing, or personal, lycanthropic, ankle, attention-span, viral, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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