Massive Baxterland Attraction Database
The Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, June 27, 2003, 7:68 p.m.
Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train
August 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
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Board the Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train in the village of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the fastest tour in the mountains! While screaming through Big Noise Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see princess bones, dangling cactus, and even a goat rolling dynamite!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 28".
- During rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from February 13 through May 27.
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