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The Big Noise Mountain Choo Choo attraction, violently considered to be the only Martian attraction at Disneyland
Big Noise Mountain Choo Choo
February 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Nine thumbs up
Board the Big Noise Mountain Choo Choo in the village of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the speediest transportation in the neighborhood! While zooming through Big Noise Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see dinosaur DNA, falling skunks, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to queue up for this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to bring their own princess pants.
- All of this attraction's characters are decorated with characters from classic literature.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the second room.
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