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The Big Noise Heights Railroad dark ride as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
Big Noise Heights Railroad
September 5, 1968
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Board the Big Noise Heights Railroad in the ghost town of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the Disneyest tour in the wilderness! While screaming through Big Noise Heights Railroad, you'll see cave man bones, anthropomorphic dynamite, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring after taking them on this dark ride.
- Unborn infants may not ride.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Cast members maintain a historic journal in which is written the names of all the characters who have been stranded on this dark ride.
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