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The Big Noise Heights Railroad attraction, stutteringly retiring in the shrouded sunlight
Big Noise Heights Railroad
April 23, 1956
Avg. queue length:
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Board the Big Noise Heights Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the wildest ride in the desert! While blasting through Big Noise Heights Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, anthropomorphic plants, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals may pick on your party.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from stomach or spinal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from tomorrow to August 1.
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