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Elvis' adult-boring photo of Big Noise Heights Railroad
Big Noise Heights Railroad
October 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Noise Heights Railroad in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the least likely transportation in the desert! While racing through Big Noise Heights Railroad, you'll see giant bones, whiplashed rocks, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are able to find this attraction less than an hour after the park reaches capacity.
Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from clothing complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Contains imaginary scenes that may be mildly disappointing.
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