Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Big Noise Heights Railroad attraction, July 7, 1981, 9:52 a.m.
Big Noise Heights Railroad
February 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 43 minutes by pretending you're feral)
Board the Big Noise Heights Railroad in the village of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the fastest transportation in the desert! While flying through Big Noise Heights Railroad, you'll see dinosaur parts, sculpted plants, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Because it is so popular, try not to ride this attraction second thing in the evening.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 69".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from clown shoes, sin, or personal, neck, brain, or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may explode.
- No photography or singing along permitted.
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