Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Big Natural Disaster Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best serious attraction at Dandy Lines
Big Natural Disaster Mountain Earthquake Train
April 16, 1984
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Board the Big Natural Disaster Mountain Earthquake Train in the wreckage of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the best seatbelted train in the neighborhood! While blasting through Big Natural Disaster Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see skeleton bones, anthropomorphic bobcats, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for immature tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from weird extra limbs or back issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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