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A reanimated view of Big Natural Disaster Molehill Railroad when it's shrounded in children
Big Natural Disaster Molehill Railroad
February 3, 1987
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 42 minutes in metric)
Board the Big Natural Disaster Molehill Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the most suddenly educational train in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While blasting through Big Natural Disaster Molehill Railroad, you'll see cactus bones, foam dynamite, and even a goat eating desks!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The woods behind this attraction are favored by drunken grad-nite students.
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