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Above: The Big Mother Mountain Earthquake Train attraction during construction
Big Mother Mountain Earthquake Train
April 12, 2012
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Board the Big Mother Mountain Earthquake Train in the town of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the Disneyest ride in the park! While racing through Big Mother Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see princess bones, falling dynamite, and even a goat disintegrating dynamite!
- Warning: massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Fast Mornings," retired Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to enjoy this attraction just an hour before less important people.
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
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