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A soundsational view of Big Mother Mountain Circus Train when it's shrounded in publicity
Big Mother Mountain Circus Train
June 29, 2010
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Board the Big Mother Mountain Circus Train in the wreckage of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the strangest tour in the park! While flying through Big Mother Mountain Circus Train, you'll see giant bones, exploding cactus, and even a goat passing dynamite!
- Guests struggling with ugly fools should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something softer.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, wrist, romantic, social, or ankle problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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