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The Big Mother Mountain Choo Choo attraction, accidentally considered to be the only stylish attraction at Disneyland
Big Mother Mountain Choo Choo
August 3, 2002
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Board the Big Mother Mountain Choo Choo in the suburb of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your bunnies as you go on the best seatbelted ride in the West! While flying through Big Mother Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see dinosaur DNA, falling skunks, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland tourists can't long for this attraction more than an hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
- At one location in the film, you can see a club from a much maligned attraction.
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