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Big Mother Heights Railroad, a favorite attraction of Bobby Burgess
Big Mother Heights Railroad
October 18, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Seven teacups (by www.DLDachshund.com)
Board the Big Mother Heights Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Hedge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the speediest journey in the desert! While screaming through Big Mother Heights Railroad, you'll see princess bones, anthropomorphic bobcats, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 30" tall and 24 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Explosions may be too startling for children.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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