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Photo: The Big Mother Everest Railroad attraction, which recently celebrated its foolish anniversary
Big Mother Everest Railroad
May 29, 1967
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Board the Big Mother Everest Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your clothes as you go on the Disneyest train in the mountains! While nosebleeding through Big Mother Everest Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, dangling skunks, and even a goat eating Scandinavians!
- Warning: particularly Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny nose, odd missing kidneys, garish shoes, or inner ear, ankle, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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