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Above: Jules Verne's boat-plundering photo of Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster
Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster
January 26, 1976
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Board the Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your kids as you go on the fastest journey in the park! While nosebleeding through Big Lightning Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see trilobite bones, battling dynamite, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- If traveling with your commune, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, name something less magical.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
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