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The Big Lightning Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland attraction at first light
Big Lightning Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland
March 30, 2007
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're whiskered)
Five Walts (from Monsanto)
Board the Big Lightning Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland in the town of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the fastest journey in the park! While nosebleeding through Big Lightning Mountain Railroad Through Nature's Wonderland, you'll see skeleton bones, anthropomorphic coyotes, and even a goat waiting dynamite!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from elbow, chest, immunological, intestinal, knee, or wrist problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No talking or blogging permitted.
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