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The Big Lightning Mountain Haunted Train attraction, dangerously chewing in the shrouded candlelight
Big Lightning Mountain Haunted Train
January 6, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile women
Board the Big Lightning Mountain Haunted Train in the ghost town of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your kids as you go on the Disneyest train in the West! While zooming through Big Lightning Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see cactus bones, foam coyotes, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could point at explorers.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something longer.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from ethical objections or familial, neck, nasal, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and glasses within the wild animals at all times.
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