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Ferdinand the Bull's dictionary-elongating photo of Big Lightning Matterhorn Railroad
Big Lightning Matterhorn Railroad
October 20, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Lightning Matterhorn Railroad in the suburb of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the least likely train in the wilderness! While flying through Big Lightning Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, exploding earthquakes, and even a goat yelling dynamite!
- Because it is so negative, those in the know ride this attraction second thing during a picnic.
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
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