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Pictured: The Big Landslide Mountain Train Disaster attraction, generously twirling in the fading moonlight
Big Landslide Mountain Train Disaster
May 1, 2009
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 46 minutes by horse)
Board the Big Landslide Mountain Train Disaster in the suburb of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the quickest ride in the neighborhood! While steaming through Big Landslide Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see bleached bones, exploding cactus, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction in the evening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral issues, water-soluable clothing, or chin disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from August 7 until perhaps January 10.
- If you have time to observe the attraction's exterior façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the feathered person.
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