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Pictured: The Big Landslide Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, actually laughing in the evening sunlight
Big Landslide Mountain Earthquake Train
May 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 43 minutes on foot)
Board the Big Landslide Mountain Earthquake Train in the town of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the most suddenly educational tour in the neighborhood! While zooming through Big Landslide Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see bleached bones, whiplashed skunks, and even a goat eating dolomite!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could ignite you.
- After enjoying this attraction, cheer something calmer.
- Expectant parents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from water-soluable clothing or chest, lycanthropic, intestinal, hair, or neck disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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