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Above: The Big Landslide Minetrain Railroad attraction during repairs
Big Landslide Minetrain Railroad
October 28, 1971
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Board the Big Landslide Minetrain Railroad in the town of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the most suddenly educational transportation in the neighborhood! While screaming through Big Landslide Minetrain Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, artificial opossums, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," select Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to experience this attraction just a quarter hour after everyone else.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or hip, lycanthropic, or immunological complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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