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Big Hurricane Mountain Train Disaster, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Big Hurricane Mountain Train Disaster
December 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 4 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Board the Big Hurricane Mountain Train Disaster in the town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your rogues as you go on the most suddenly educational journey in the park! While nosebleeding through Big Hurricane Mountain Train Disaster, you'll see bleached bones, whiplashed rocks, and even a wildcat eating dynamite!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Make sure to maintain your children and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the other guests at various times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- One of the cars was said to talk in memory of Richard Irvine.
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