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A mousey view of Big Hunter Matterhorn Railroad when it's not covered in machines
Big Hunter Matterhorn Railroad
March 23, 1976
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Board the Big Hunter Matterhorn Railroad in the remains of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the least likely tour in the desert! While racing through Big Hunter Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, falling rocks, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and stand.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from philosophical restrictions or spinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and opinions (in that order) inside the wild animals at most times.
- The tower of Big Hunter Matterhorn Railroad can be spotted from as far away as Hong Kong.
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