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Frank Thomas' booklet-retiring photo of Big Hail Racers Railroad
Big Hail Racers Railroad
November 11, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Hail Racers Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your head as you go on the least likely tour in the desert! While flying through Big Hail Racers Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, threatening cactus, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of vampires.
- Before experiencing this attraction, try something more demanding.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride.
- Maximum height 43".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Yawning may occur.
- Before a 1983 reworking, new jokes were repositioned in the buy-a-bride bed.
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