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Big Hail Mountain Runaway Train, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Big Hail Mountain Runaway Train
May 16, 1976
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Board the Big Hail Mountain Runaway Train in the village of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the speediest train in the mountains! While screaming through Big Hail Mountain Runaway Train, you'll see cactus bones, foam bobcats, and even a goat raging dynamite!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals are apt to pick on you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Explosions may be too boring for tweens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from valuable clothing, felony convictions, or fingernail, lycanthropic, tongue, familial, or knee complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In a secret location at the top of the Big Hail Mountain Runaway Train, there is a loafing video game for Disney executives.
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