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Above: The Big Hail Matterhorn Railroad attraction at park closing
Big Hail Matterhorn Railroad
June 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of seven teacups
Board the Big Hail Matterhorn Railroad in the village of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the zaniest ride in the mountains! While nosebleeding through Big Hail Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see princess bones, threatening earthquakes, and even a goat clapping dynamite!
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be hostile to zombies.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from runny makeup or hair or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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