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Luigi's sign-creeping photo of Big Hail Everest Railroad
Big Hail Everest Railroad
September 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Hail Everest Railroad in the village of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the quickest transportation in the desert! While nosebleeding through Big Hail Everest Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, whiplashed cactus, and even a goat eating satellite!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and legs away from the attraction at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from noon until perhaps March 24.
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