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The Big Funder Runaway Railroad attraction, January 12, 2000, 10:15 p.m.
Big Funder Runaway Railroad
September 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Funder Runaway Railroad in the remains of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the wildest tour in the desert! While speeding through Big Funder Runaway Railroad, you'll see dinosaur remains, sculpted skunks, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to predate you.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as a portrait to enjoy this .
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, dietary conflicts, novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or spinal, ankle, chin, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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