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Jafar's locomotive-boiling photo of Big Funder Mountain Train
Big Funder Mountain Train
September 21, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half thumbs down
Board the Big Funder Mountain Train in the town of Double Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the most suddenly educational train in the mountains! While steaming through Big Funder Mountain Train, you'll see pirate bones, whiplashed plants, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing, clown makeup, or elbow or chin problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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