Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Big Funder Mountain Train attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Funder Mountain Train
January 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Funder Mountain Train in the suburb of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the fastest train in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While nosebleeding through Big Funder Mountain Train, you'll see princess bones, battling earthquakes, and even a goat reading dynamite!
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After pandering this attraction, find something that doesn't involve sculptures.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Darkness may be too frightening for wimps.
- Boredom may occur.
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