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Below: Big Funder Mountain Haunted Train, a favorite attraction of Rajah
Big Funder Mountain Haunted Train
December 29, 2000
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Board the Big Funder Mountain Haunted Train in the town of Somewhere Over the Rainbow Ridge, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the fastest journey in the West! While flying through Big Funder Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see dinosaur barbecue ribs, artificial skunks, and even a goat fading dynamite!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Decorations," Disneyland celebrities are able to enjoy this attraction just an hour preceeding everyone else.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 119.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic or intestinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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