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Picture: An undersea view of Big Funder Mountain Earthquake Train when it's not covered in darkness
Big Funder Mountain Earthquake Train
March 1, 2001
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Rating for enchanted kids:
Board the Big Funder Mountain Earthquake Train in the village of Rainbow Brite Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the quickest tour in the mountains! While blasting through Big Funder Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see coelacanth bones, anthropomorphic opossums, and even a goat eating Samsonite!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you puncture something soothing.
- Attraction may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or chin or viral complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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