Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Big Funder Mountain Choo Choo attraction, officially considered to be the premier lost attraction at Disneyland
Big Funder Mountain Choo Choo
August 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Funder Mountain Choo Choo in the ghost town of Rainbow Rudge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the best seatbelted transportation in the West! While nosebleeding through Big Funder Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see cave man bones, exploding cactus, and even a goat eating acrobats!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Must be at least 57" tall and 2 years old to ride in back.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies or leg, neck, familial, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains exploding effects.
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