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Pictured: The Big Funder Mountain Choo Choo attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Funder Mountain Choo Choo
August 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
79 minutes (or 47 minutes on foot)
Board the Big Funder Mountain Choo Choo in the façade of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the zaniest train in the desert! While zooming through Big Funder Mountain Choo Choo, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, whiplashed dynamite, and even a goat eating satellite!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for tweens.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and opinions inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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