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A stormy view of Big Funder Minetrain Railroad when it's not covered in essence
Big Funder Minetrain Railroad
April 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Funder Minetrain Railroad in the façade of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your pants as you go on the fastest transportation in the West! While screaming through Big Funder Minetrain Railroad, you'll see mammoth bones, sculpted opossums, and even a goat darling dynamite!
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, familial, intestinal, back, fingernail, or romantic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique characters.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- In a disguised space at the high point of the Big Funder Minetrain Railroad, there is a football half court for Disney executives.
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