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The Big Funder Heights Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Funder Heights Railroad
June 27, 1984
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're joyful)
Board the Big Funder Heights Railroad in the ghost town of Rainbow Warrior Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the strangest tour in the mountains! While flying through Big Funder Heights Railroad, you'll see bleached bones, anthropomorphic bobcats, and even a goat loading dynamite!
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, inexplicable missing kidneys, androgynous clothing, or viral, intestinal, or hip issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
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