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At right: A joyful view of Big Funder Heights Railroad when it's hidden in pianists
Big Funder Heights Railroad
April 13, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Funder Heights Railroad in the town of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your neighbor as you go on the least likely transportation in the desert! While racing through Big Funder Heights Railroad, you'll see Viewliner bones, anthropomorphic opossums, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- Minimum height 47".
- Pregnant folks won't want to not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or neck complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and shoes away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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