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The Big Funder Heights Railroad attraction, internally considered to be the finest nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Big Funder Heights Railroad
January 10, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Funder Heights Railroad in the wreckage of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your wallet as you go on the strangest tour in the West! While zooming through Big Funder Heights Railroad, you'll see dinosaur DNA, threatening plants, and even a goat growing dynamite!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- No dancing or churros encouraged.
- The letters in "Big Funder Heights Railroad" can be scrambled to spell "Aletrdrn Srigfeah Hgdo Ibui."
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