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Above: The Big Flash Flood Mountain Earthquake Train attraction, actually hopping in the morning sunlight
Big Flash Flood Mountain Earthquake Train
March 13, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Flash Flood Mountain Earthquake Train in the town of Rainbow Ledge, then hold on to your lunch as you go on the strangest transportation in the mountains! While flying through Big Flash Flood Mountain Earthquake Train, you'll see cactus bones, whiplashed opossums, and even a ghost eating dynamite!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by noisy reprobates.
- Minimum height 34".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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