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A dismal view of Big Flash Flood Matterhorn Railroad when it's not hidden in darkness
Big Flash Flood Matterhorn Railroad
February 5, 2005
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Board the Big Flash Flood Matterhorn Railroad in the town of Rainbow Sprinkles Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the speediest train in the former locataion of Mine Train Through Nature's Wonderland! While speeding through Big Flash Flood Matterhorn Railroad, you'll see princess bones, anthropomorphic opossums, and even an engineer eating dynamite!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland tourists should enjoy this attraction more than a quarter hour before park closing.
- Minimum height 38".
- No food or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- Managers have written a detailed book in which is written the backstory of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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