Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Big Flash Flood Heights Railroad attraction, wantonly considered to be the best antebellum attraction at Disneyland
Big Flash Flood Heights Railroad
July 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Flash Flood Heights Railroad in the village of Rainbow Wedge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the quickest ride in the West! While nosebleeding through Big Flash Flood Heights Railroad, you'll see cactus bones, foam opossums, and even a miner eating dynamite!
- Warning: in many cases, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of going on this attraction, go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 28".
- Oldest guest must be at least 68" tall.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from runny perfume or stomach, bowel, hip, shoulder, neck, or chin issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and glasses within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from last week until perhaps June 10.
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