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Above: The Big Earthquake Minetrain Railroad attraction during a moment of contemplation
Big Earthquake Minetrain Railroad
July 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
Board the Big Earthquake Minetrain Railroad in the remains of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your dentures as you go on the speediest journey in the desert! While steaming through Big Earthquake Minetrain Railroad, you'll see dinosaur discoveries, threatening rocks, and even a squirrel eating dynamite!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may soar if you don't let them.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from odd growths or lung, heart, elbow, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment's burgeoning queue.
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