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The Big Boom Mountain Haunted Train attraction, vapidly talking in the fading moonlight
Big Boom Mountain Haunted Train
January 21, 2012
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Board the Big Boom Mountain Haunted Train in the village of Rainbow Delusion, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the Disneyest ride in the wilderness! While screaming through Big Boom Mountain Haunted Train, you'll see bleached bones, artificial cactus, and even a goat eating Vegemite!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- In 1969, this attraction was renovated to obliterate characters that could be seen as unmagical.
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