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The Big Blunder Molehill Railroad attraction at midday
Big Blunder Molehill Railroad
April 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Board the Big Blunder Molehill Railroad in the village of Abandoned Ridge, then hold on to your hairpiece as you go on the zaniest train in the wilderness! While racing through Big Blunder Molehill Railroad, you'll see dinosaur dioramas, artificial plants, and even a goat eating graphite!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts or kidney, social, inner ear, neck, or brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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