Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Ward Kimball's Oasis attraction, invisibly quitting in the shrouded park light
Ward Kimball's Oasis
August 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
If you're lucky, you can find Ward Kimball and Max Devlin here wearing silly clothes and staying in character. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to queue up for this attraction last thing in the morning.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, inexplicable tattoos, or brain issues, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey's massive queue.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, riders are required to wear precision glasses.
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