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A scientific view of Tex's Oasis when it's covered in fog
May 24, 2000
Avg. queue length:
If you wish real hard, you can find Tex and Wendy Darling here talking to each other. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this show will be dominated by reprobates.
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- During unfortunate weather, this show may smell funny.
- This was Hannah Montana's wantonly tolerated show.
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