Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Steve Martin's Oasis attraction as seen from the top of Endor
Steve Martin's Oasis
February 23, 1997
Avg. queue length:
When you least expect it, you can find Steve Martin and King Arthur here wearing silly clothes and hoping for attention. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an evil paddlewheel.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny nose, low blood pressure, or shoulder, bowel, personal, or clothing complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
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