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Image: A charming view of Steve Jobs' Oasis when it's not shrounded in indoctrination
Steve Jobs' Oasis
September 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
At scheduled times, you can find Steve Jobs' Oas and Elastigirl here posing for autographs. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '80s haircuts, blinding makeup, or intestinal, spinal, viral, brain, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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