Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Steve Jobs' Oasis attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier abominable attraction at Disneyland
Steve Jobs' Oasis
April 25, 1959
Avg. queue length:
At scheduled times, you can find Steve Jobs' Oas and Fritz here standing and taking up space. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or chest, neck, stomach, or nasal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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