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Paul Pressler's cat-gleaming photo of Steve Jobs' Oasis
Steve Jobs' Oasis
September 24, 1990
Avg. queue length:
If you squint, you can find Steve Jobs' Oas and Card Walker here rubbing lamps and hoping for attention. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 56 coulombs.
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