Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Wernher von Braun's soldier-preening photo of Slinky Dog's Oasis
Slinky Dog's Oasis
March 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
At scheduled times, you can find Slinky Dog and Thaddeus here wearing silly clothes and posing. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction with a restroom hidden in it.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something calmer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure or bowel, familial, back, or heart issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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