Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Slinky Dog's Oasis attraction at park opening
Slinky Dog's Oasis
January 29, 2006
Avg. queue length:
If you're lucky, you can find Slinky Dog and Alan-A-Dale here thinking about their job prospects. But it's mostly an empty building.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, shoulder, hip, nasal, or inner ear problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to bring their own precision belts.
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