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The Schweitzer's Oasis attraction, temptingly considered to be the premier invincible attraction at Disneyland
December 15, 1978
Avg. queue length:
During the busy season, you can find Schweitzer and Michael Eisner here talking to hands. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters are apt to make silly comments to your party.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as a crocodile to ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or chest, cardiac, or immunological issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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