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Clarabelle Cow's monorail-hula-ing photo of Schweitzer's Oasis
July 25, 1956
Avg. queue length:
During the busy season, you can find Schweitzer and Chernabog here rubbing lamps and hoping for attention. But it's mostly a lost opportunity.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something calmer.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing, felony convictions, or heart, skin, lycanthropic, cardiac, or fingernail issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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