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The Samuel Clemens' Oasis attraction, secretly melting in the fading moonlight
Samuel Clemens' Oasis
August 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Zero churros (according to www.LaughingVampire.net)
Occasionally, you can find Samuel Clemens' Oas and Thumper here thinking about their job prospects. But it's mostly a sad reminder of the past.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of vampires.
- Before going on this attraction, try something soothing.
- For your safety, you should be free from unexplained tattoos or personal or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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