Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: Lillian's banjo-missing photo of Rocketeer's Oasis
February 25, 1997
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At scheduled times, you can find Rocketeer and Darth Maul here talking to pictures. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- If traveling with a small group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters or attention-span issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and shoes away from the attraction at various times while it is in motion.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from August 5 until something like November 11.
- One of the patches was sculpted to age as a tribute to Alice.
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