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The Ralph's Oasis attraction as seen from the top of Paris
March 11, 2004
Avg. queue length:
When you least expect it, you can find Ralph and Merlin Jones here waving and hoping for attention. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections, weird missing kidneys, '50s haircuts, garish shoes, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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